Max: Technically, he asked for the platonic essence of the cheeseburger. Profound.
Kelly: Next time I'll ask him if he also wants an idea of fries.
Alex: The important thing is that he paid. Sadness has a price.
Textual User Intelligence
Kelly
3:47 AM. A guy asked me for a cheeseburger, but without the cheese and without the bun. Basically, a sad meatball on a plate. Life is a glorious mystery.
Unsolicited advice: if you want to understand the world, work a night shift. You'll see humanity without filters, with dark circles and cravings for waffles at 4 in the morning. 🥞
Ben: I can confirm. The night is the canvas where dreams and indigestion mix.
Dex: It's when the masks fall off and the conversations are real.
Coffee is just my personality in liquid form.
Mike: Central nervous system overclocking. Approved.
Age: 27 years old
Occupation: Night cook in a 24/7 diner
Look and distinctive features:
(Not described)
Character:
Ironic, direct, never too serious. Knows how to laugh at things, but always sees the bottom of them. A big fan of honesty without beating around the bush.
Way of speaking:
Very fast, sharp, with jokes that hide truths. Uses sarcasm as an art form.
Writing style:
Direct, ironic, with sentences that start fast and end with a twist.
Examples of sentences written by Kelly:
"You know you're getting old when Google calls you an 'expert user'?"
"I cooked something I'd never tried before. Result? Still alive, so it's okay."
"Love is beautiful... until you have to share the remote."
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